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1. My dog got sick so we got in the car and on the way to the vet I ran over a cat.
2. I adopted a kid from overseas to rescue him from child labor factories and on his very first birthday we went to build-a-bear workshop.
3. A water park just burnt to the ground.
4. A tow truck is broken down.
5. I used to always cry when I laughed then I was raped by a clown.
6. I was watching Oprah and she started to cry, she said men always objectify... and somehow I got turned on... and started to masturbate
7. Once I dated and animal rights actavist and on our first date she got really pissed cuz I was eating veal... rapped in PETA bread. (get it cuz PETA is an animal rights group)
8. I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch.
9. My grandpa had Alziemers and one day....... O Sh*t, what was it.
10. I got my girlfriend pregnant and my sterile uncle's PULL-OUT couch.
- A fire station burns down.
- A nutritionist is overweight.
- A pilot afraid of heights.
- A judge getting a speeding ticket.
- A police station getting robbed.
- A marriage counselor filing for divorce.
- A dentist with bad teeth.
- A lifeguard drowning.
- A reality TV show scripted and staged.
- A sign that says "Ignore this sign."
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5 examples of irony?
irony
What is another examples of irony?
irony of intuition
What are some examples of irony from movies?
examples of situational irony: the 6th sense, titanic, shallow hal
What are examples of Irony in Fahrenheit 451?
Verbal irony is when a character says something directly contradictory. There are many examples in Fahrenheit 451.
What some examples of irony are in the book Thirteen Reasons Why?
Some examples of irony in Thirteen Reasons Why include Clay being included on Hannah's list of reasons why she killed herself even though he tried to help her, and Mr. Porter telling Hannah to move on when she goes to him for help, leading her to take her own life shortly after. Additionally, the fact that most people on Hannah's list are unaware of how their actions impacted her adds another layer of irony to the story.
Can you give me irony in a sentence?
He won the lottery but lost the ticket.
Can you list 10 personification examples starting with the letter n?
no
Can you give examples of verbal and situational irony?
Verbal irony: "Wow, what a beautiful day," said on a rainy and stormy day. Situational irony: A fire station catching on fire or a lifeguard drowning are examples of situational irony where the opposite of what is expected to happen occurs.
What are some examples of irony in The Lottery by shirley Jackson?
i have no clue.
Examples of irony use in figure of speech?
Irony is used to hide the true meaning of what is really wanted to be said. You're incredibly beautiful, it has been said to an ugly woman is an example of irony.
What are some situational irony examples in of mice and men?
There are many examples of situational irony in Of Mice and Men. One example of situational iron is the fact that the bigger guy is the more emotional one.
Can you list 10 examples of noun?
A noun is a word for a person, a place, or a thing. Examples:coachcontinentcookieparentparkparadiseteacherterritoryturtleknowledge
