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OK. There is a long answer and a short one. Long answer: Yes. There are 4 steps in total; 1.) Talk to him. His vocal cords are located just below his left knee, and his hearing apparatus is just below the back. Remember - he is very hard of hearing, so speaking directly to his hearing apparatus is recommended. 2.) Buy him food. Food is one of the only ways to his internal blood circulation system (the bit that makes the emotion "love"). His favourite food is the left kidney of the rare black-billed duck of southern Uraguay. His second is the testicals of young humans.3.) Call him his codeword. Calling him this special name wil activate his emotions and will make him absolutely fall for you. To find his codeword, say to him either "I slept with your best friend", "I hate you, you are a jerk", or "You look like my granny's toenail". Or just call him "Arsewipe" And if he doesn't eat your children and you get this far: 4.) Make love with him. His protruding "love stick" is located on his quite identical sibling, below the belly button. Whilst making love, shout the words "Oh yes! You are so much better than your brother!". The best place to make love is in the OTR truck drivers car. Short answer: No of course I f***ing don't. I never have dated and OTR truck driver.
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Can a fuel truck driver backup a truck with fuel in the truck?
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Do you go to high school to be a truck driver?
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