Charlie the unicorn script?
Charlie the Unicorn Script" Blue: Heeeeeey Charliee, hey
charlieee, wake up Pink: yeah charlie, u silly sleepy head, wake
uuuup. Charlie: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this ed bettter be pretty
friggin important, is the meadow on fire Blue: Noooo Charlie, we
found a map to candy mountaiiinnn, candy mountain charlie Pink:
yeah, charlie, we're going to candy mountaiiinnn, come with us
charlieee Blue: yeah charlie, it will be an adventureee, we're
going on an adventure charliee Charlie: yeah, candy mountain,
right, im just gonna u know, go bak to sleep now Blue: nooooo,
charlie, u have to come with us to candy mountain Pink: yeah
charlie, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and joyness
Charlie: please stop bouncing on me Blue: CANDY MOUNTAIN charliee
Pink:yeah, candy mountain Charlie: alright fine, ill go with u to
candy mountain Blue and pink: la la la la, alal lal Charlie: enough
with the singing already Blue: our first stop is over there charlie
Charlie: oh god, what is that Blue: its a leopleuradon charlie
Pink: a magincal leoplueradon Blue: its gunna guide our way to
candy mountain Charlie: alright guys, u do no theres no actuall
candy mountain right? Blue: shaa the non-beleiver Pink: shaaa Blue:
shaaaaaaaana Charlie: yeah Leopleuradon: (screech [long]) Blue: it
has spoken Pink, it has told us the wayyyy Charlie: it didnt say
nething Blue: its just over this bridge charlie Pink: this magical
bridge of hope and wonder Charlie: is ne1 else getting like covered
in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldn't b on this thing
Blue:charrrrrliiee ( 3 1/2x) Charlie: im rite here, wudda ya want
Blue: were on a bridge charlieee… were heeere Charlie: Well wudda
ya no, there actually is a candy mountain Blue: candy mountain,
candy mountain, u fill me with sweet sugary goodness Pink: go
inside the candy mountain cave charlie Blue: yeah charlie, go
inside the cave, magical wonders that behold when u enter Charlie:
yeah, thanx but no thanx, i gunna stay out here Pink: but u have to
enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie C-a-n-d-y: ( music ) Oh
when ur down and looking for sum cheering up, than just head right
up to the candy mountain cave, when u get inside, ull find urself a
cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land.
they got lolipops and gummi drops and candy things, oh so many
things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a
frown in candy town, its the mecca of lovely candy cave.. the've
got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats,
chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to
town and hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they
march across the land, cherry ribbons stream across the sky and
into the ground, turn around, it astounds, its the dancing candy
tree, and the candy cains imaginations runs so free, so now charlie
plz will u go into the cave ( blows up ) Charlie: alright fine, ill
go into the freakin camdu cave, this ed better be good Pink and
Blue: yahahahah Blue: goodbye charlie Pink: yeah, goodbye charlie
Charlie: goodbye? what? ( door closes ), hey! wuts goin on here,
hello? (footsteps) who is that? (club hitting charlie) (wakes up)
Charlie: oww god, what happened. Ahh they took my friggin
kidney.
