This poem is full of oxymorons
One fine day in the middle of the night,two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see, so they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play. A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by, kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true,Ask the blind man; he saw it too!
Here are some you may find funny:
Plastic lemons, Electric candles, Rubber bones for dogs, Floating soap, China eggs to persuade hens to lay, Solid water (ice), Bricked-up windows, Artificial grass, Wax fruit, Invisible ink,
Glass hammers, Joke rubber coat hooks, Solid wooden bottle molds.
Oxymorons may appear in some common proverbs. An example would be "act natural".
To provide useful comparison's and images to the reader.
civil war, giant shrimp, plastic silverware
OXYMORON: Play on words; opposites that portray irony: Hurry up and Wait (Army saying) Shut up and Eat (when one is telling another to close their mouth, yet eat. Get It?) Military Intelligence (a funny example, portrays that the Military is stupid and lacks intelligence.) New and Improved (tricky, as something that is new has never been introduced before, and if it's improved, it already has been) There are many more OXYMORONS out there but I cannot think of them right now.
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Oxymorons may appear in some common proverbs. An example would be "act natural".
oxyMORONS
unoxymorons i guess... Json100
some oxymorons are small crowd, pretty ugly, freezer burn, and jumbo shrimp.
An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or oxymora) (from Greek ὀξύμωρον, "sharp dull") is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms. Oxymorons appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as extremely average and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a paradox. Example: Deafening silence
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Oxymorons are figures of speech that combine contradictory terms, such as "jumbo shrimp" or "deafening silence."
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To provide useful comparison's and images to the reader.
One example of an oxymoron in "Shrek" is "jumbo shrimp," which combines the contradictory terms "jumbo" and "shrimp." Another example is "clearly confused," which juxtaposes the idea of being clear and confused. Additionally, the phrase "deafening silence" in the film also serves as an oxymoron by combining the opposite concepts of loudness and silence.
creative suffering
civil war, giant shrimp, plastic silverware