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Why does history keep repeating its-self?
Because we didn't listen the first time!
How do elves get taller?
Elf-raising flour!
There are two peanuts walking down the road and one of them went to the police station. But why did it go there?
Because it got a-salted!
How did the cow get to Birmingham?
On the mooooterway!
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because it didn't have the guts!
What did the puddle say to the rain?
You can drop in any time!
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we never listened the first time!
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What are some good inside jokes?
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
What are some good violation jokes?
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
What are some good fashion jokes?
The oldest
What are some good family friendly jokes in Hindi?
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
What are some good websites for jokes?
Goodjokes.com jokes.com funnyjokes.com anitjokes.com google.com, then type in jokes
What are some good couch jokes?
Don't seat on me
What are some good pregnancy jokes?
Did you eat the baby
What are some good tell jokes?
I'm an orange!
Where will you find some good clean jokes?
funny jokes in the app section through your smart phone
What are some good hospital jokes?
You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes. One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out."
What are some good chemistry jokes that a teacher could use?
There are several websites that good chemistry jokes can be obtained from. Among them are About, Jupiter Scientific, Jokes 4 Us, Angelo, and Chemical Forums.
What would be some good puffle jokes?
Women's rights.
