How do you skive off school?

Answer 1

Don't skive off school too much if you care about your future. You might need a decent education. Having skived a few times though, I have skived school and not been found out but this does not mean that you will get away with skiving.

1) One way to skive off school is to pretend to be ill. If you aren't a talented actor or actress then this might just been seen as a stupid stunt by your parents and you might not get away with skiving because it seems obvious to whoever is caring for you that you are trying to skive.

2) Another way to skive is to go to school and then leave school. You'll have to know a secret and easy route out of school to do this and decide beforehand. If you're going to do this then don't go to form or lessons because they will see that you were in school but you have gone.

3) Pretend to be sick when your in school and ask to be sent home. Again, if your a really awful actor or actress then there's no point trying it.

4) If you walk to school simply dont go to school, go elsewhere and ring in school, or get a trusted friend who wont grass, to ring school and tell them that you are off because *insert reason here*. Be outside school on time if you're being picked up.

5) If you are left home alone and told to go to school, you can stay at home. Again just call in with an excuse or get somebody else to do so and if you're picked up from school get back to school on time.

don't skive.the harder you work in your youth the easier your future will be.

Answer 2

get sick

to miss a day off school! pretend the night before that you cant wait to go to school because of some fundraising thing or make something up. Then the next day or in the middle of the night wake up and say how ill you feel. and that your weak. Dont make it too obvious though!

hope this helps :) :D

Answer 3

The easiest way to get off school for a couple of days is by faking illness.

This may seem drastic, but do it properly and you can have a couple, if not more, days off school to enjoy.

Right then, down to business. The illness I am going to teach you how to fake is a stomach bug.

You need to make some fake vomit. Put oats, leftovers, juices, milk, strawberry milkshake and torn up bread into a seal able container. Keep them hidden somewhere in your bedroom. Prepare them a couple of days before you want to start faking.

A few days before you are planning on being off school, mention to your parents that a stomach bug has been going around school. Say that kids in other years have been off for ages with it, and one kid came back and said that it was really awful. Tell them you hope you don't get it, and express how you would hate to have the bug.

The day before you want to be off school, complain of a stomach pain about an hour after tea, and go up to bed. Get up a few hours later and say that you feel better. After a while, start to make noises that indicate pain. Explain that your stomachache has returned. Say that you feel sick.

Later that night, rush to the bathroom and make retching noises over the toilet, with the door shut. Then go and wake someone up and tell them that you thought you were going to throw up, but nothing came out. Sound all teary, and complain of a stomach pain and a sore throat. Go back to bed.

A couple of hours later, rush back to the bathroom and make gagging and retching noises. Groan and moan too. Then go and wake them up again apologetically, and say that you have been sick in the toilet, but that you flushed it away because the smell made you feel as if it was going to happen again. Say that you got some on the toilet seat, but you cleaned it off with toilet tissue.

The next morning, get up as normal. Get ready for school, as usual, and wait to see if they tell you that you're staying off. If they don't, halfway through breakfast make a heaving motion, clamp a hand over your mouth and rush to the bathroom urgently, slamming the door behind you.

Go slowly back to your parents and tell them you have been sick again. Explain how you only just made it to the toilet, and describe again the gut-wrenching sensation, the stomach pain and the burning sore throat.

This will get you off school for sure.

If you want another day, then act as if you are recovering during the first day, and ask for something to eat. Eat it and show no bad effects.

Then, about half an hour later, rush up to the bathroom again, slamming the door behind you. You need to stay in there for about 5 minutes before you flush the toilet. Then, stay there until somebody comes to ask you if you are alright. If they ask if you have been sick again, say no, but say that you are not alright. Tell them that you think you have had diarrhoea. Stay there for another few minutes, then flush the toilet again.

Dampen your forehead, eyes and hands, to seem sweaty. Walk carefully out of the bathroom, as if unsteady on your feet.

Go to bed, complaining of sharp stomach pains, a dull ache in the stomach, and dizziness.

About an hour later, get up and rush to the bathroom, and make sure the door is locked behind you. Again, stay there for about 5 minutes, then flush the toilet. Walk unsteadily to your parents and tell them you have had diarrhoea again, but not as much. Say, however, that you feel really dizzy and light-headed.

Go back to bed and stay there until someone is in the bathroom, getting ready for bed. Get up and knock urgently on the bathroom door, saying that you feel awful, and you need to get in there now. Hold your stomach and lean on the wall with your eyes closed.

When they emerge, run into the bathroom and lock the door. Shout out of the bathroom that you are really sorry. Stay there for a few minutes, then flush the toilet. Say that you have had diarrhoea. Begin to unlock the door, then gasp or cry out and run back to the toilet and make gagging and retching noises. Flush the toilet and sit by it curled up, and let the bathroom door swing open slightly.

Say that you had diareah but that it was much better and you were coming to tell them when you felt wobbly and then you started choking so you rushed to the toilet and loads of sick came out. Say that you feel tired and drained. Go to bed and stay there, but act as if you cannot sleep for feeling uncomfortable and worrying about another attack.

In the morning, say that you hardly slept because you kept thinking you were going to be sick. Say that your stomach hurts just below your ribcage. Ask your parents in an anxious voice if they think you have got the terrible bug from school, because you feel really sick and have stomachache all of the time.

When you go back to bed, stay there for a few hours and then get up claiming to feel much better. Say that maybe you were wrong, and don't have the bug, just a flu or something.

Have some food, and relax downstairs, watching TV or something. Later, eat again and still remain fine. Then, say you have a small stomach ache, but assure them it is nothing like as bad as before. Ask if you can go back to school tomorrow, as you miss your friends and already have a lot of work to catch up on.

After a while, say you feel tired and go up to bed. A couple of hours later, ask for some pills because your stomachache is getting worse. DO NOT TAKE THEM. Go back to bed and pretend to sleep for a while.

Get up around teatime and ask for tea, but only eat a little, claiming that you feel full. Relax around the house as you normally would. Later, go to bed at the normal time. Take the fake vomit from it's hiding place an hour or so after everyone is in bed. Pour some onto the floor around your bed, some onto the bed itself and some down your front. Spread a little around your mouth and chin.

Next, make loud vomiting noises and then cry out for your parents. When they come, say you didn't know it was going to happen, and that there was no time to get to the bathroom. Act apologetic and offer to clean it up. Wobble when you move, and hold your stomach as if in pain.

During the night, make a few loud false alarm trips to the bathroom as if you thought you were going to be sick. Over the next day, you should stay in bed and get up only around late afternoon, having faked the rest of the day asleep. Recover slowly, and you will probably be at school the next day.

Of course, you can keep repeating the rushes to the bathroom and the days in bed for a few days more, but do show some signs of improvement and fake having thrown up or had diarrhoea less frequently else you will probably have to go the the doctor, who will be much, much harder to fool. If you do have to go to a doctor, stick to your story and you should be O.K.

If the doctor talks about medication, pipe up with information about the bug/virus that has been going around the school. Antibiotics do not cure a viral infection, so you should escape having to fake taking the medication.

If you need to get off school while at school, simply tell your teacher that you feel sick and ask to be excused to get some air. Once out of sight, go to the toilet and fake being sick. If nobody else is around, simply spend a few minutes in the cubicle and then come out looking shaken and haggard. Report to a first-aider or the office that you have been sick and you feel dizzy. Ask for a bucket in case it happens again. While they are fetching the bucket, rush for the toilet and fake being sick again. Exit the toilet as they get back with the bucket, and explain that you knew you were going to throw up and couldn't wait for the bucket to arrive. Cling onto the bucket until someone arrives to take you home, and complain of car sickness all the way home.

Answer 4

Skipping school isn't fun or cool (Hey I'm a poet and I didn't know it) but seriously. I've skipped school and especially during the winter months it is very, very cold, so cold that your hands will hurt while you stand around. I ended up walking back home one day, making some dinner and walking all the way back to school, which was a long way. It's not fun seriously, you end up being paranoid about getting caught and on those occasions where you are caught it really isn't good. Yeah, I know, I hate school too kid but get your behind in school and try to get some education.

Answer 5

You shouldn't be getting out of school. You can only get out of school when it's a holiday or if you are sick. If you are at Hogwarts, you can only get out of school on the Hogwarts train that oicks students up near Christmas.

Answer 6

Pretend you are ill, for example you could fake to have a cold or the day before say to your mum or dad your ill then go to bed and the next day say you feel worse!! Always works!!

Answer 7

stay up really late then in the morning rub your eyes really hard and press your chest against a wall for 3 minutes.