Is Colin Kaepernick an Illuminati

Answer 1

Yes he is, because Kaepernick has three syllables and he plays on the 49ers. 49 is seven squared! And he has a 7 on jersey and 7 reflected on itself is a triangle and triangles have three corners, corners... corn. Corn has three consonants, you know what else has three consonants? Colin. As in Colin Kaepernick. Do you know the date of when Colin Kaepernick was born? The third of November. Not only was he born on a 3 (which as we know leads to corners, corn, Colin, Kaepernick.) BUT November has three syllables, like October... Do you know what happened October 3rd? Aaron Samuel's asked what day it was. Aaron Samuel's is a non fictional character from the beloved movie Mean Girls. On August 13th of 2013, the White House tweeted a picture of Barack Obama's dog, Bo, captioned, "Bo, stop trying to make fetch happen." ... A Mean Girls quote at the suspense of Obama's dog... Our President Obama is the head of our government because he won the Presidential Election which was STAGED by the Society of the Illuminati! Therefor Colin Kaepernick must be an Illuminati.

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