What did the knave hearts of steal?
In the final chapters of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by
Lewis Carroll, the Knave of Hearts is tried on the accusation of
stealing some tarts made by the Queen of Hearts. The story ends
before his trial is completed, but I think it fair to say that the
case presented against him is quite weak.
The knave of Heart stole the Queens tarts:
"The Queen of Heart, she made some tarts,
All on a summers day:
The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts,
And took them quite away!"