Sounds like you've lost a head gasket.
Sounds like a vacuum leak - check the hoses to the vacuum actuated motors under dash Could be a bad check valve in the vacuum booster (for brakes)
Sounds like your heater coil is leaking, or the drains in the cowl air pickup are clogged.
what clicking noise in the dash of 1997 mercury marquis
Sounds like either the windshield seal if defective or the heater core is leaking Check to see if water? is antifreeze
Sounds like you might have a bare wire under your dash or behind your instrument cluster that is shorting out causing your fuse to blow
Your windows fog up horribly and sometimes you can hear what sounds like water running through your dash when your driving.
because she has a deep voice and she is a tomboy She sounds like a girl to me
Sounds like the inside of the dash is on fire. I'd recommend a fire extinguisher.
Uder the dash near the steering colmn. It looks like a flasher.
sounds like a temperature sensor problem
Sounds like you need a new battery.