No.
eat macdonalds
Eat up, and work out your body every where that isn't attached to your butt.
It does,But Oatmeal makes your butt BIGGER.
No. There are alternatives like plastic surgery where they use implants.
Touching your butt will not make it grow bigger. There are exercises that work your gluteus maximus which can increase the size of your butt.
Yes, capsules you put in your butt when you cant poop.
You can not. However, you could make your butt bigger if you want to make your butt look bigger in anything. Just eat and sit on your butt, and it will grow.
Be like Nicki Minaj and get a butt implant.
implants
Just wait puberty will take care of that
Most likely; try a cosmetic surgeon. The specialists in the medical profession who can provide you an answer in this subject are a Cosmetic Surgeon, an Aesthetic Medicine specialized doctor or a Sports Medicine doctor.