A hink pink for "fake bake" would be "phony tan." It's like when your skin looks like it spent a week in the Caribbean, but really you just sprayed on some color in your bathroom. So next time someone compliments your glow, just smile and say thanks, but we all know the truth behind that "fake bake."
The Hink Pink for a holiday donkey is a Yule mule.
Thin inn is the hink pink for skinny hotel.
The hink pink for "boy's test" is "lad's quiz."
"Man pan" is a hink pink for male pot or masculine skillet.
Dark ark is a Hink-Pink for Noah's boat with the lights off.
lathering gathering is the hink pink for a group of men shaving
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The hink pink is clean teen.
The hink-pink for a really great looking evergreen is:Fine-PineCool-Yule
The hink-pink for a 'a brief rest for Santa' is a Claus-Pause.
"Ground mound" is the hink-pink for "dirt heap."