What are the chances of your spontaneous combustion before 2012?

Answer 1

The odds are incredibly high on this matter. Most do not know the danger's in which spontaneous combustion yields.
The odds of spontaneous combustion are currently hypothesized to be within the range of 1 in 2 people. This means that according to vigorous calculations i have been undertaking, you have an 80% chance of spontaneously combusting within the next 20 minutes.
Of course this is just a hypothesis.

Now 2012, that is 3 years away my son. And yes, 2012 we see the end of all with the world spontaneously combusting at exactly the same time. This means you have exactly a 2% chance of even making it to the year 2012 in the first place, so you need not worry about that.

There are certain prevention methods you may undertake. If you noticed in my last article i mentioned various combustion chamber around the globe. If you can find on of these there is a 'safe haven' within them in which you can take refuge. Although finding one will mean drilling 10 miles into the Earth at exactly the right moment, almost instantly, as if you dont u will most likely spontaneously combust.

Once again this is all just a hypothesis.

Answer 2

Spontaneous combustion in humans is an extremely rare phenomenon, with only a handful of cases reported in history. The chances of experiencing spontaneous combustion before 2012 would have been astronomically low, likely close to zero. It is considered more of a myth or unproven theory rather than a real risk.