with the emergence of performance enhancing drugs in the Alaskan wilderness the world bench press records by bears have recently been shattered. after last summer's salmon run Denali park's own Mr. Chocolate bench pressed 5 logs, 2 rocks, 3 bushes, 4 berries and 2 bear cubs, roughly equalling 4.5 metric tons. sadly his personal trainer, Timothy Treadwell, was mauled to death after the amazing feat whilst Mr. Chocolate celebrated his new world record.
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