Dark Ages

For other meanings, see Dark Ages (disambiguation).

Dark Ages was an ITV sitcom, first broadcast as five thiry-minute episodes from 20 December 1999. It portrayed medieval English villagers fearful of the turn of the new (second) millennium in the year 999 AD, and parodied contemporary fears at the turn of the third millennium (such as the Millennium Bug) in 1999. It was written by Rob Grant and directed by Steve Bendelack.

Episodes

1. Vile Vole Pie
2. Vikings
3. War
4. Witch
5. The End of the World

Quotations

Byrnoth: I'll make this brief. God knows you've got little enough time left on the planet. At cock's crow, we're off to fight the Vikings. Why? Because this little island is SICK of being invaded by Europeans! We've had the Romans, the Saxons, and now the Danes. For God's sake, who's next? The bloody Normans?

Badsmith: I wouldn't worry about millennium poxes, mate. We'll all be dead before then. Burnt to cinders by a huge, fiery ball.

Gudrun: Oh, that's enough! Listen, you can take it from me, our existence as we know it is not gonna end on the first of January underneath a great, blazing, fiery ball of flame.

Badsmith: Right. But even if it does, it's not the end of the world, is it?

Cast

• Phill Jupitus - Gudrun
• Alistair McGowan - Redwald^[1]
• Pauline McLynn - Agnes
• Dave Lamb - Badsmith
• Paul Putner - Bigwart
• Laurence Howarth
• Mike Hayley - Byrnoth
• Sheridan Smith - Matilda
• Laurence Howarth - Cedric
• Jason Byrne - Arland

Guests

• Richard Ashton - Viking
• Tony Gardner - Starbuck
• Miriam Karlin - Hag

Notes

1. ^ Named after Raedwald, a Saxon king.

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